What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 18.06.2025 00:46

Live and Let Die
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
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-All the bad guys are black.
From Russia With Love
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-”Ah so!”
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-”She is very sexyful!”
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
What do dreams about dead people mean?
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
What have you learned from your parents' mistakes?
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
You Only Live Twice
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Octopussy
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
Dr No
-J W Pepper
-Bond slapping Tracy.
A View to a Kill
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-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Goldfinger
Diamonds Are Forever
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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Moonraker
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…